Dear Abby,
Dear Abby, My Humans got me a bunch of toys for last Christmas and I kept them in good shape. I really appreciated them and enjoyed them. With Christmas around the corner, I am growing concerned. I would love to have some new ones for variety, what if my Humans feel that I don't need any more toys? Is there something that I could do to encourage them to get me more toys? Is there some time left for them to get them? signed "Concerned Canine" ~~~ Dear Concerned Canine, Don't be concerned! There's good news for you and all others in this situation! Pay careful attention to my advice. First you must gather up all your favorite and non-favorite toys. Then begin to detach some eyes of the toys; give a pull on a loose thread at the seam of a plushie; chew on a corner of a rubber toy... you get the idea. It will take no time at all to see some "distress" or worn spots begin to appear on your toys. Don't be concerned with tearing or chewin...